Doctor Destruction - Cosmos 105.7 (Skit 4)

Buck Naked, (05.7 you are cruising through the Cosmos
Doctor Destruction is nearing the end of our known universe
Which means we are all almost dead
However, we've pulled all the stops
To try to get him to rethink his decision
And you'll find that out in just a moment

Doctor Destruction are you there?
(Yo is this the fucking radio again dawg?
Yo literally, yo I'm hanging up, like)
No, no, no, no wait, wait, just one second, okay?
We actually, uh, we have a special surprise for you
(What you mean? What kind of surprise?)
So you're uh, you're definitely destroying our entire universe
Because of your relationship with your ex girlfriend Sharon
Who broke your heart is that right?
(Bro what the- how many fucking times do I have to say it? Yeah, duh)
So you're killing innocent lives all over the galaxy?
I just want to clarify
(Yes and I cannot wait to kill you, you fucking cunt fucking a-)
Well we have somebody here
Who would love to actually talk to you about that
Sharon you are on with Doctor Destruction

(I cannot believe you would do this I just can't believe-
I don't understand how you could do this)
Sharon? Sharon, no Sharon calm down baby, baby no
(This is why I left you, this is why I left you, okay?
First of all, change your fucking voice, that's not your voice)
Baby you know I can't do that, this is my voice, I-I can't
(Change your fucking voice, Clarence)
(Ha, this nigga named Clarence)
Sorry about that folks, that was one of our producers
Who got a little out of hand there, uh, please continue you two

Look Sharon, after you did what you did
You fucking broke my heart girl you know what I'm saying?
And, and, and I wanna- I wanna love you, I want you to love me
(Clarence, how the fuck can I love you if you're evil
Like, duh Clarence, what am I? A fucking idiot?)
But I thought that's what you loved about me
I thought that's why we fell in love, girl
(No Clarence we fell in love because I met you at the swap meet
And you was kinda cute at the time Clarence)
What do you mean at the time?
(Well before- well before you fucking altered your face
And how you be lookin')

Okay but the real question is
Sharon do you think you could ever love Doctor Destruction again
And possibly stop him from destroying our entire universe?
(Look, okay? I am sorry radio guy or whatever the fuck but no
I can't, I can never love you again Clarence
Look at what you've done to me
So you're just gonna have to destroy everyone
Every Sharon, every single Sharon including me)
Oh yeah? Aight then bitch

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Doctor Destruction

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