Fat Cat Joe & The Vagabond Town Council - Have You Heard

I got the scoop from Fox and Friends no question it was true
So, I hurried straight to Facebook to warn the herd
Then, I got my confirmation a little later on The View
So, the only question now is: Have you heard

Have you heard, Have you heard
Some ole fossil up in Washington, just said a dirty word
Have you heard, Have you heard
Y'all remember what didn't happen the last time this occurred
It'll never hold up in court and everybody knows it's absurd
So, I know it must be important, have you heard

So, I searched for eleven hours looking for the gospel truth
At the risk of being called a dark web nerd
And, I found the concrete evidence this whole mess is a spoof
Now, the only question left is: Have you heard

Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard
All the numbers that they show each night are off at least by a third
Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard
Y'all remember your vaccination is just proof that you concurred
We're all gettin' kind'a weary with immunity of the herd
So, I got me a brand new theory, have you heard

I've studied Bloomberg TV 'til my eyes were tired and red
And I bought some of every symbol they referred
I put my finances on auto, but when all was done and said
I went right back to playin' the lotto, have you heard

Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard
All them fat cats down on Wall Street are just flippin' us the bird
Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard
Y'all remember what never happened the moment their pot was stirred
I don't know about financial gains or losses that occurred
But, I'm bettin' they were substantial, have you heard?

Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard
Some ole fossil of democracy just said a dirty word
Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard, Have you heard
The apostles of hypocrisy, made sure the lines were blurred
It'll never hold up in court and everybody knows it's absurd
So, I know it must be important, have you heard
Yeah, y'all know it's gotta be important, have you heard

Written by:
Joel Bennett

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