Das Ingtons - Alternative Uses For Bread

Bread!
Bread!
Bread!

Crumpets are shock absorbers
They make good shoes for horses
Absorbing forces while they run

Toast is so abrasive
Use it like sand paper
When you're done birds can eat the crumbs

I'm obsessed
Spending every single day thinkin' about bread
I think about bread, bread, baby all the time
I'm a middle aged man with a one-track-mind

I'm obsessed
Spending every single day thinkin' about bread
'Cause there's a million breads of a million types
And a million ways I could apply them...

Alternative uses, uses for bread
Alternative uses, for bread

Rye-bread's so much denser
A perfect insulator for homes
You will not need your radiators on

You could wear a pitta
Like a shoe or slipper
They're single usage....but they're warm ....and comfortable

I'm obsessed
Spending every single day thinkin' about bread
I think about bread bread baby all the time
I'm a middle aged man with a one track mind

I'm obsessed
Spending every single day thinkin' about bread
Cos there's a million breads of a million types
And I think I'll have a slice Body of Christ

I'm obsessed
Spending every single day thinkin' about bread
I think about bread bread baby all the time
I'm a middle aged man with a one track mind

I'm obsessed
Spending every single day thinkin' about bread
Cos there's a million breads of a million kinds
And a million ways I could apply them

Alternative uses, uses for bread
Alternative uses, uses for bread
Alternative uses, uses for bread
Alternative uses, for bread

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