Mars Luna - Love Hotline (Interlude)

Ahh shit, I really gotta get my life together
I'm at the end of my rope and I got nowhere to go
Life's been hard, frustrating and this season seems to have no end in sight
I know for damn sure I gotta to therapy, cause nothing else seems to work
I don't know if I can even afford it though
Screw it what's that place called, Supernova Therapy
Imma give 'em a call and see if they're still around

Welcome to the intergalactic love hotline
I am Mars Luna, the Cosmic Casanova at your service
According to our analytics and match making services we provide
I guarantee you there will be a 99.78% chance
We'll be able to find that special someone you've been looking for
What can I help you with today

Uh, wait wait hold up, sorry there must be a misunderstanding
My name is Josh, I meant to call Supernova Therapy and schedule a therapy session
But I think I might have called the wrong number
They still in business or naw

Supernova Therapy, that institution was shut down a while ago
But even though you might be looking for some "therapy"
I believe that some of that good lovin' might be the prescription you need
Is there anyone in particular you got your eye on

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone right now
And I'm not trying to entertain this buffoonery
But to answer your question real quick
There was this girl I had a crush on for a long time
But I mean I ain't trying to waste her time and her life
While I'm trying to fix mine you feel me

Ah now we're talking
You see sir, the thing is
Even though you may think you're in the dumps
You got nothing to lose
I'll tell you what
I wrote quite a few songs while back
And I'll send you a song I wrote called Rocket Science
Once you listen
I'll guarantee you'll want to shoot your shot
And make a move on the woman of your dreams
You see, it's not about whether you make or miss your shot
It's all about shooting it

Now that you said that
I guess if I put everything you just said into a vacuum
That's all facts
Like you said, I got nothing to lose
So I'll see if shooting my shot is that quick fix I need
Appreciate the unsolicited advice
Even though I got no business doing so
I'll hit her up sometime

You are most certainly welcome Joshua
Just know that love isn't rocket science
It's easier than you think
As long as she doesn't say ew, you're golden
You better show the song to your lady friend
Have a great day

Ugh, still gotta find a therapist
That fool really thought I was lying
I'm gonna check out his song though
Let's see

Written by:
Joshua Luna

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