Jesse Roth - No One Makes Me Cum As Hard As I Do (feat. LaDynasty & Kami Dmitrova)

Girls I don't know if you're aware
But there's this thing that they're callin "self care"
It's important and I thought I should share with
EVERYBODY
Love yourself and you'll set yourself free
You are you and me is me
And them are them and that's really great
For everybody
SO listen to me
Now

Everyone gets a trophy for participation
But I'm the gold medalist of masturbation
Some A's some b's, most are C-minus
When it comes to cummin I'm the royal highness
I know where my clit is cuz its my neighbor
And every other night I do her a favor
Get a clue motherfucker, I don't need your dick
But it was me in the parlor with the candlestick!

To all my girls in the world, in the club
Headin home tonight with nobody to rub
It sounds odd but I gotta tell you
No one makes me come as hard as I do

My vagina's an almanac, I know all the pages
Find my national treasure
Where my Nicolas Cages?
I got a playlist
Yeah just let me queue it
Your body is a wonderland is about Jennifer love Hewitt

Sometimes I go fast, sometimes I take it slow
Sometimes I place my vibrator and just let it go
Sexy images online I don't need to find
Cuz the real shows happenin inside of my mind
A night in with me? Oh that shit Is Top Shelf
I Bust the hardest nut when I look at myself
Majora and minora are my favorite lips
I take em in my car for my pussy road trip
When I'm alone with my girl, the fun never ends
And if you wanna be my lover gotta get with my friends

To all my girls in the world, in the club
Headin home tonight with nobody to rub
It sounds odd but I gotta tell you
No one makes me come as hard as I do

I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
No one makes me cum as hard as I do

Make that pussy swole, Make that pussy swell
I put in 10k hours, MALCOLM GLADWELL
I like to make my pussy dribble til the early morn
Hit a pussy slam dunk - James comma Lebron!

My body is my temple
And I am the priest
Every night is Thanksgiving
And my pussy's the feast

Wait, Jesse, are you saying you eat yourself out?
If I could, 100%.

In my head I can fuck whoever I please
All the men from Monty Python, or just John Cleese
Hour after hour yo this pussy can take this
Dreaming of Barack Obama and then Jason Sudeikis
Sometimes Oscar the grouch is who makes me scream
Oh and Sarah Paulson too, and that guy from that meme
Have fantasies I'm in Hawaii- with Dua lipa
Or my babe's the All State Guy, yeah that dude is a keeper
I really could go on about the folks I think about
But I just got the urge I gotta go and rub one out

To all my girls in the world who are in the club
But headin home tonight with nobody to rub
It sounds odd but I gotta tell you
No one makes me cum as hard as I do

To all my bitches with the itches they have to scratch
Listen to yourself and trust your snatch
I know its odd but I gotta tell you
No one makes me cum as hard as I do

I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
I do
No one makes me cum as hard as I do

To all my mamas in pajamas
Who are all alone
Yeah that daddy may be callin but don't pick up phone
It sounds odd but I gotta tell you
No one makes you come as hard as you do

Written by:
Doug Widick, Jesse Roth, Meg Reilly

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