Das Ingtons - Pâtisserie

There's a lady
At the bakery
She pours the coffee
She Bakes the pastry

She is so pretty
She is amazing
I try to talk to her
But I get shaky

Hi
H-hello... oh
Can I have a coffee and a japflack please

A Japflack? whats a japflack! hahahahah

I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me
I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me
I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me
I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me

I want to know her
I want to show her
That I'm a cool guy
Without a stutter
But when I see her
My body shakes
And then she mocks me
While I mis-pronounce the cakes

Hi, me again...

I'd like a tuna melt on fuckaccia... ah
(Ooh, how rude!)

OK, I'll have a Danish Pasty please...
(Danish?... Pastry? haha)

Key take... I mean a tea cake
(Key take? That doesn't make any sense)

A scone... I dunno... Arggghhhh!

I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me
I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me
I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me
I popped into the Patisserie
But the Patisserie person 'take a piss of me

What have I done to deserve this...
Terrible customer service?

Written by:
Das Ingtons

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