The Donner Party - Poser Stew

We're preheating the oven
We're making sure it's hot
We're rounding up these losers
Gonna throw them in the pot
Adding in some veggies
And bring it to a simmer
Some garnish on the plate
Then we ring the bell for dinner
Poser stew
It's a poser fondue
We'll crack you like an egg if you ain't down with the crew
You got a carabiner clip, beard, and flannel on tight
But we don't need no lumberjacks
in the mosh pit tonight
Poser stew
A poser barbecue
We'll flatten these dudes like a pizza when they try to come through
I see you got a tiki torch and some white privilege rage
But we don't want no racist pigs diving off of the stage
Poser flambé
It's a poser soufflé
We're serving up these wimps like a Chinese buffet
I see you got a hackeysack and a beer bong in your hand
Did you mistake The Donner Party for the Dave Matthews Band?
Poser calzone
A poser minestrone
You haven't showered in a month but you own an iPhone
You got a Discharge back patch and some lice in your hair
But you live in your parents mansion in Upper Montclair
A dash of your singer's lame vocal distortion effect
Add a teaspoon of you zine and your noise side project
Your indiscernible logo make the recipe complete
The stew is ready for consumption but it tastes pretty beat

Written by:
Ross Snyder

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