Cherokee Starlight - The Horror (Radio Edit)

Don't remake anymore good movies
Just re-release them into theaters, into theaters

A Nightmare on Elm Street
Should've left it alone

Halloween II
Should've left it alone

Arthur
Without Dudley Moore?
Eh, what a bore!

The Day the Earth Stood Still
Yeah, with horror from how bad it sucked!

Get Carter
You mean, get back with your whacked attack

Psycho
Estes Loco?
How could they remake that!

The Fog
So thick and lame
Just watch John Carpenter's film again

The Haunting
Just sucked

Child's Play
You don't fuck with the Chuck
"Don't fuck with the Chuck!"

Day of the Dead
More like, day of the don't!

The Vanishing
I wish the remake would just go Poof
Okay, Bye

The Stepfather
You're not my real, crazy step-dad flick
I don't have to watch you!

Friday, the 13th
But, why?
You murdered it

Fame
Famous for how bad it sucked
Ew, burn!

The Wicker Man
Voted Worst Horror Remake
Ever!

The Mummy
Just Stop!

RoboCop
Just Stop!

RollerBall
Just Stop!

Total Recall
Just Stop!

Godzilla
Just Stop!

Conan, The Barbarian
GRRR - don't even get me started!
Poor Jason Momoa

Poltergeist
You mean, the Polter-Heist!

Footloose
Please tell they didn't
M'hmm
Bastards!

Red Dawn
No Swayze?
No way!

Fright Night 1 & 2
Ah, you're killing me, Smalls

Robin Hood
Just Stop!

Amityville Horror
Please Stop!

Bad News Bears
Fucken Stop!

Overboard
Well, there's two hours of my life I'll never get back

City of Angels
Utter crap

Jacob's Ladder
Climbing to nowhere

Evil Dead
Can we make it stop?!

Clash of the Titans
Dear god, is there even an original thought in Hollywood these days?!

You mean, like...Bewitched?

Point Break
No
No More

The Longest Yard
Stop!

Ghostbusters

Rocky Horror Picture Show
It wasn't astounding
Time died

Flatliners

Land of the Lost
It never ends!
The Horror
The Horror

Destroying my childhood; one scene at a time
Make it stop
Just Stop!
Enough is Enough

You don't want to see the re-imagining of The Warriors?

No, no, I don't

Written by:
Stavros Cockrell

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