Pipe Dream Theatre - The Night Before Christmas (feat. Aaron Souza, Kim Casey & Marissa Macagnone)

It's the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature is stirring
Not even this louse
His stockings aren't worth
Even two pences each
Dear God, you can keep them
You son of a bitch
The children ain't nestled
All snug in their beds
You've scared them right out of their heads
Ah, ding dong
Quiet, he's sleeping
You're daft he's not sleeping
He's stiff as a board
Ah, ding dong
Stupid ol' miser
This song is your final encore
For me, shiny cufflinks
Methinks they're a fortune
Good sir, I'm embarrassed I fear
Oo! Look at these candlesticks
Really, you shouldn't have
They'll pay the rent for a year
I love when they die
Leaving goodies behind
And no family to shed a tear
Ah, ding dong
It's all, or it's nothing
And nothing but profit, like I always said
Ah, ding dong
Grateful are we, yes
Our lives are more good cause he
Ding dong died
Yes he is
Ding dong dead
Aren't we fortunate now he is
Pushing up daises
We're giddy that he has just
Ding dong died
He is so
Ding dong dead
Looks as though all of your savings won't save you
So we shall be saved by your savings instead
Hey, quiet me, mateys
The sun's almost rising
We've pillaged enough for one night
There is no such thing as
Enough when you're lootin'
With no one to put up a fight
Ahoy! To the ship, men
Take all you can carry
We're leavin' this bugger with shite
Move it
Aye aye, captain, we're ready
The anchor's been raised
And the wind's on our side
Ah, yo ho
Treasure for everyone
Lucky are we that he
Ding dong died
Yes he is
Ding dong dead
Aren't we fortunate now he is
Pushing up daisies
We're giddy that he has just
Ding dong died
He is so
Ding dong dead
Looks as though all of your savings won't save you
We'll happily take what you've taken
And keep what you can't when you go
Straight to hell

Written by:
Liz Muller

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