Maskim - Tom Cottol's Beer

I was walking the boulevard down with my pals
With a throat to dry and a look too vile
And we saw at the edge of our view
A sweet lovely girl that could take more than two

Feeling the erge of introducing myself
I walked to the girl and as soon she went
In a poor lame old beerhouse where everyone's down
That's where Tom Cottol serves the best beer of town

Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug
Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug

After a few pints of ginger and blond
I looked at my drink stood for a second
And I knew that this moment had to be
This was the moment when I needed to pee

After I've done finishing my buisness,
Said to myself that tommorow I'll rest
And I saw a nice lady who looked not so rude
Closed up to her and MY GOD THAT'S A DUDE

Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug
Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug

The drinks were so good and the ladys so fine
I forgot I had to be home by nine
Tom Cottol told me « It will all be alright »
Gave me a beer and said « don't be uptight »

The rest of the night is all fuzzy and weird
I found a dildo lost in my beard
And I stumbled and fell and puked on the ground
Yeah Tom Cottols beers are the best ones of town

Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug
Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug

The moral of this story is when you're dry and thirsty
That your throat hurt so bad, you can't count to three
I know one method, wich is the best
Come on Tom Cottol serve them the rest !

Ooo, give me a beer and I'll give you a hug
Ooo, give me a beer unless you are a thug

Written by:
Maxime Le Dû

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