Sarah Hester Ross - Vibrators Are A Girls Best Friend

Some think that it's not lady like
Some think that it's uncouth
But I say why hide behind
The obvious
Truth

A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental
But vibrators are a
Girl's best friend
A partner is great
But they won't always get you to
Oh God place
Or help you find your O Face

Love is great but it's a fact
Sometimes they don't where your G-spot is
It's true and sad
Wether big and black
Or small and fast
These cocks always will last
Vibrators are a girls best friend

Bullets
Wands
Thrusters
Air Pulsators
Come on little Rabbit
Let's show em how to do it

Stop
Uh uh uh
This ain't only fans
Oo key change

There may come a time when your
Love's out of town
Vibrators are a girls best friend
Oh right there
There may come a time when he's
Had just a little bit too
Much to drink
And you are very horny
It's always hard,
No blow job needed
Just one click and
You're ready to go
Let your friend make you uh
Then go cuddle with your chum
Vibrators are a girls best friend

I don't mean dildos
That's a really big difference
One you gotta put in the Dishwasher to clean
The other you just wipe down
With the towelette every once in a While plug into the wall and have A good time

But vibrators
Vibrators
Ooo come on doctor diagnosed me With melancholy
Those vibrators are a girls best
Best friend

Written by:
Sarah Hester Ross

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