P4L Studios - Chris out of Christmas (mas)

Hey Chris (Hi)
Yeah I just wanted to let you know
That you better get down here really fast
'Cause we're making a diss track on you unless you come (Okay)
Are you okay with that (Yeah that's okay)
Alright
Taking the Chris out of Christmas
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Man this guy Chris man
He ruined my Christmas
I mean he took my car, my dog, my keys
My wife, I don't got one
I- I really just don't know what to do
So I think we should
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Yeah so I remember this time
Back in eighth grade
Me and Chris were playing Team Fortress two
Because I turned him onto it
And he started acting like he was a better spy main than me
And I had him go medic once while I was heavy
And he couldn't stay on me to save his life
And I was trying to be nice
But he kept saying I was bad
'Cause I was dying
But he wouldn't uber me
For like five seconds
And I could've killed the entire team
I could've taunt killed at their spawn for like six hours
It was a bunch of children
And he couldn't help himself
He couldn't help-
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So there was like
This one time
Me, Chris, and like a bunch of other friends were playing Fortnite
And dude this guy just would not stay with us bro
He just kept running off
And just screaming at me
Telling me to keep up with him
When I was getting shot at by like seven million people
And I was getting third partied in Fornite
And he just wouldn't help me
And he had his own problems
And he was telling me that he was getting double-pumped and stuff
Like I don't even know what that means dude
I wasn't even there in like the first round of like Fortnite
And I don't know
For some reason he just kept yelling at me
And everyone else was yelling at me
And then I started crying
And then everyone started crying
I don't know
I just feel like
I don't know I just feel like we got to do something about Chris dude
Like we have to just like
Like, I don't know bro we just have to like
You know, like
Ugh
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So do I have a story about Chris
Yeah so like one time
We were playing chess
And I was like just setting up the chess pieces
And I had like white on my side
He's like no no no no
I'm white
I always play white
And I'm like, okay like, weird champ
And then like
After that, I like beat him, right
And he was like
No, blacks-
Blacks can't win
Blacks aren't allowed to win
Only whites win
And I was like, what
So yeah, true story
(Laughter)
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Alright so, I remember this one time
Me and Chris we're wrestling
And we were doing our drills and stuff
And we decided to go hard on the wrestling
And he got so jealous of my skills that he decided to break my finger
He broke my finger
My left pointer finger
And it hurt like crazy
And I had to sit out for months
I couldn't do anything but run
I couldn't wrestle
I couldn't do drills
I couldn't do anything but run
And that was the worst three months of my wrestling career
So thanks to him
I had to sit out
And so
We just got to take the Chris out of Christmas
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Hey guys I got you some pizza
It's y'all's favorite, especially Chris'
It's all his fixings, favorite toppings
(Uh dad, Chris isn't here)
What
What the hell this is like his favorite pizza
That's why I got it
That's it take the Chris out of Christmas
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Taking the Chris out of Christmas

Written by:
Anthony Guzman, Raul Moreno, Ruben Moreno, Saul Ramirez, Wilfredo Villegas, William Gregory III

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