paul.e.mac - The Rumble Bumble

It's paul.e.mac
So welcome to my jungle
Here to tell a tale
The Royal Rumble Bumble
When I'm on the mic
You know I never mumble
My words are to the point
And solving all the jumbles
Beware like Koko
Drive the ladies loco
Stinging like a Beatle
Number ono like Yoko
A hogan like Hulk
You're jealous dont sulk
Say prayers, blonde hair
Buy my vitamins in bulk
Valentine you like a hammer
A bad mamma jammer
When I'm drinking tea
I Bigelow like bama
My million dollar plan
Be the big boss man
Shake my pelvis like I'm Elvis
I'm a honky-tonk man
Rowdy like a piper
Bite you like a viper
A heart like Brett
Making hits like a sniper
Strong not weak
Pumping iron like a sheik
You hide under the ring
Like a King Lawlor sneak

I'm a savage like Randy
Take your babies candy
So if you want it back
Have your hacksaw handy
A brain like Heenan
Hope you find the meaning
My lyrics so hot
Ricky's steamboat's steaming
Hit the road Dusty
You smell a little musty
Time to get a razor
Cause your bushwhacker's rusty
An ultimate warrior
Telling all my stories
Rapping on the stage
It's the ultimate Gloria
Super Fly Snuka
don't play by the Booker
T sorry that your girl's
Just a slick Rick hooker
A snake like Jake
I'll burn you at the stake
Put your ashes in an urn
Now it's time to undertake
Saku like a tuna
Haku Yokozuna
Im here to quake the earth
Making typhoonas
Flying through the air
I'm wooing like flair
Someone tell the world
That the champ is here

Wooooo, Wooooo, Wooooo, Wooooo

King of demolition
Crush the competition
Swing a big axe
Smash your coalition
You don't wanna try it
You know that I'm a giant
You're getting body slammed
If you ever get defiant
Red like a rooster
Tornado turbo booster
Rolling through Texas
To the centrum in Worcester
It's perfect being wonderful
Your moves are just pitiful
I'm flexing on you dog
Like a Davey Boy pitbull
Stud like Big John
Character like comicon
When I hear the bell
You know I turn my game on
You're soft like cheesecake
Cut you like the beefcake
Pin you like a kid
Then I'll make your heart break
Come up in my ring
Killer bee gonna sting
If you want my belt
Be the last in the ring
I'm staying under like a birdie
You try to do me dirty
But I'm never going over
I'm the last man of thirty

Written by:
Paul MacGregor

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