Joel Adam Russell - Santa And Me Went Drinkin'

Santa and me went drinkin'
On December 24th
He was throwing them back
Like gifts in a sack
Stumbling out the door
He looked like Rudolph with a red nose
When the bar closed
Couldn't stop laughing HO HO
He said Holiday cheer
Is an ice-cold beer
And a whiskey for the road

I shouted Nick give me the keys
He said there's no police
When you're flying through the air over Belize
Relax the deer all know the way
He pulled a flask out his coat
And got in the sleigh
He was loose as a holiday goose
When the jolly old man slipped off the roof
It's a Christmas miracle he didn't die
That's how he got the job from the last guy

Santa and me went drinkin'
On December 24th
He was throwing them back
Like gifts in a sack
Stumbling out the door
He looked like Rudolph with a red nose
When the bar closed
Couldn't stop laughing HO HO
He said Holiday cheer
Is an ice-cold beer
And a whiskey for the road

Well, at the very next house
He kissed somebody's mama right on the mouth
A shotgun fired in the air
We made quick work getting out of there
But the sleigh was swerving
Cans at his feet
And we dipped down too close to the street
Ran over a grandma walking in the snow
I said damn it Santa
I told you so

Santa and me went drinkin'
On December 24th
He was throwing them back
Like gifts in a sack
Stumbling out the door
He looked like Rudolph with a red nose
When the bar closed
Couldn't stop laughing HO HO
He said Holiday cheer
Is an ice-cold beer
And a whiskey for the road

Santa and me went drinkin'
On December 24th
He was throwing them back
Like gifts in a sack
Stumbling out the door
He looked like Rudolph with a red nose
When the bar closed
Couldn't stop laughing HO HO
He said Holiday cheer
Is an ice-cold beer
And a whiskey for the road

Written by:
Joel Russell

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