Front Porch Beatnik - Selling Your Snowboard Online

You look pale
Because there hasn't been a sale
Of your once-beloved favorite
piece of wood
And I would love to help you
if I only could
But you couldn't have picked a worse time
For selling your snowboard online
As the virus is sweeping across the earth
It's over and out with alpine ski mirth
And you couldn't have picked a worse time
For selling your snowboard online
As the death toll is rising
And oceans are, too
All Ebay buyers will think
That snowboards are poo
And now I resist
To be of any further assist
In your attempt to sell this thingy
During coughing times
And you should cease to listen
For these online bidding chimes
And you couldn't have picked a worse time
For selling your snowboard online
As Swiss ski lift owners clamor and whine
You know that for selling your snowboard
It's not the right
It's not the right time

Written by:
Christian Schidlowski

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