Flood for the Famine - Nine in the Morning

So I'm stood outside the strip club at nine in the morning
Nine in the morning
Nine in the morning
I'm stood outside the strip club at nine in the morning
I'm gonna get my money back

Well I've been stood out here forever but nobody's answering
Nobody's answering, nobody's home
I've been stood out here forever but nobody's answering
Now everybody's watching me

I waited four whole hours before this guy shows up
He says "I'm just the cleaner - sir I'm just the cleaner
Now there's nothing that I can do for you
You're gonna have to come back tonight"

So I come back at midnight and it's fifty to get in
Yeah it's fifty to get in, yeah it's fifty to get in
I come back at midnight and I speak to the bouncer he said
"Boys it's fifty to get in tonight"

Sir I need to get my money back, I've got bills to pay
I've got my rent the next day
Sir I need to get my money back
Now you need to get me the manager

So that damn cleaner comes out
This time with slick back hair
He's got the moon in his stare
He's in designer wear
"Yes I am the manager - now tell me what can I do for you?"

"Well if I remember you were tasting my fruit
You were drinking my wine
You had a hell of a time
And now you want your money back
Well that just don't seem right to me"

"But I'm sorry to hear you're dissatisfied with your purchase
Dissatisfied with your purchase, that you felt dissatisfaction
Yes I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way
Now here's a complimentary lap dance"

Fine I'm going in for one last time
Yeah one last time
Yeah one last time
If I can't get my money back I'm gonna get my money's worth
I'm gonna get my money's worth
That's right - I'm gonna get my money's worth
Get my money's worth

Written by:
Alex Lindner

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Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid, Sentric Music

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