Croydon Tourist Office - Mostly Unarmed

Gerald come quick
The donkey's been glue sniffing again

I know what they have to go through
The leopard shepherds
Some of them leopards have weapons
But the horses are mostly unarmed

Gerald come quick
The donkey's been glue sniffing again

The leopard bared its fangs and began to growl
As if it had a sore throat

I stumbled into a shack to escape the weather
The whole place was decrepit apart from a leopard
Frantically trying to remove his markings
I called the leopard shepherds but they only laughed
In the interim, I shall continue to paint giant spots on passing horses

Gerald come quick
The donkey's been glue sniffing again

I know what they have to go through
The leopard shepherds
Some of them leopards have weapons
But the horses are mostly unarmed
In the interim I shall continue to paint giant spots on passing horses

Written by:
Robert Garnham

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