Cruella's Little Sister - O, Mac Mini! (Radio Edit)

It's nine o clock in the morning
I'm fixin mah self some caw feh
To greet the deh
To greet the deh

And theryah am
All aloehnne in mah
Basement office with mah
Mac Mini
Mah Mac Mini
To keep me companeh
To keep me companeh

It's ten o clock
I'm on the Zoom now
I'm makin six figures bah mah sayulf in
Mah basement
Ooooooooooooooooooh Mac Mini
Awwwwwoooooooo Mac Mini
Yablaacch

Oh but something just changed
Whaaaaaat's this new thing happening
It might be the change I need
The chaaaaaaaaange I neeeeaaaaaahhhaaeeeed
Is this our time
To play those games
Is this our time
Ohhh Mac Mini
Ahhh Mac Mini
Ahhhhhhhh Mac Myineu
Yo Mac Mini yeh

I've got a story to tell
A story about a smell that smelled so bad
That all the bullshit motherfuckers were sad
Yo
That smell came from my Mac Mini
The smell came from my motherfuckin Mac Mini
And it smelled like a burning cigar
It smelled like a burning cigar
You know the smell
The smell you hate to smell
From the cigar you smell
That gets in your ears and your eyes
And your other orifi's
Ha ha ha ha it's so bad for you now
That's the smell that came out of my Mac

I'm not telling the truth now
I'm just kidding
My Mac Mini is a good bitch
It made this song for me bitch

What do you do
What do you do when it won't boot up anymore
Owwww Mac Mini
Why don't you boot up
Why do you give me
Floppy disk with question mark on it again
Oh Mac Mini
Mac Minaaaaayyyahahaaayyyyyyy
Mac Miniaaah
Oh you hurt me with your failure
To find the startup disk you bitch
You piece of shit you don't get to control me
You're not the boss of me motherfucker
Oh oh god yeah ha ha ha oh god

Yo my name is Barry and I'm here to talk about
Mah Mac Mini
My Mac is not a good Mac
My Mac is not a good Mac
It does not have my back
Yo my name is Barry
I'm here to talk about a scary thing
About my Mac Mac Mac Mini
Yeah

Yo my name is Barry and I pushed that power button one day
And it didn't boot up
What a bitch right
What a piece of fuckin shit
I hate this fuckin computer
Goddamn my computer totally hates my guts
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Well it's true
I hate you
I'm your Mac
I'm your Mac and I hate your guts
I'm your Mac and I do not have your back
I'll attack you Zach hey I'll throw flak at your back
You piece of shit shack
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ach

This is the radio edit of this song
If you were listening to the extended edit
Starting soon there'd be a lot more music but instead
You get this
Now

Oh god
Oh god
Oh god
Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

Oh Mac Mini I think it's not enough
Oh Mac Mini I think it's just too tough
Mac Mini let's make love
Ah, Mac Mini let's make love

Oh Mac Mini I think it's not all oh
Oh Mac Mini
Oh
Mac Mini
Knee erp
Knee aaah

Written by:
Barry Nelson

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