Ray's Chicken Shack House Rat - Santa's Tip

This is Santa's Tip
And this one's for my boy's
Here we go

I know you wanna spread your seeds of love all around the world
But you better think twice about who gets the sword
You've got the gift of giving, like a single mom in porn
But you gotta check that list twice before that tip gets burned

Santa says hurry and wrap it up quick
You ain't got the money for all them kids
Santa says hurry and wrap it up quick
So you don't end up with warts on your dick
Warts on your dick

Mmm this is Santa's tip yeah, this is Santa's tip
Mmmm Santa's tip

All the bitches wanna ride your shiny clean sled
You might be better off just gettin' some head
Don't fall for the cookies next to the bed
Next thing you know your bank account is in the red

Santa says hurry and wrap it up quick
You ain't got the money for all them kids
Santa says hurry and wrap it up quick
So you don't end up with warts on your dick
Warts on your dick

Mmm this is Santa's tip bitch
Santa's big tip (don't get sloppy)
Mmm man this tip is funky (oooh yeah)
But at least Santa's tip don't stink like donkey
(That's nasty) Santa's Tip

Written by:
Paul Wagner

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