The Slow Forward - A Guy Walks into a Metal Bar

A Guy Walks Into A Metal Bar

Is this what you want
I can be what you want

Just gimme a little more
Time to grow this hair out
My wardrobe's not sleeveless
Enough for the stare downs

I can scream about blood
And say something cryptic
String together some
So non-descriptive

Superlatives
That make literally no sense
And then rename the band
'Ashes Buried Beneath Darkness'

What a shame to waste
Flavor on the tasteless
The whole pretense is fake
I guess you gotta
"Let ‘em eat cake"

And if you don't get it
Then you just don't get it
And if you don't get it
Then you should just forget it

And if you don't get it
Then you just don't get it
And if you don't get it
Then you would do

Best to forget it

Story of my life
Hearing bands talk shit
The most arrogant ones
Often suck the most dick

We're just not impressed
With your tough guy schtick
Stuff it back in your van
With your make up and gimmicks

Cuz guess what motherfucker
We don't care what you think
We were doing this when you
Were taking baths in a sink

This whole song is just a joke
If you don't think that's true
Then bad news little buddy
Looks like this joke's on you

And if you don't get it
Then you just don't get it
And if you don't get it
Then you should just forget it

And if you don't get it
Then you just don't get it
And if you don't get it
Then you would do best to

Just fucking forget it

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