Make Like Monkeys - Christmas Ham

Too much eggnog and you're acting the clown
Picking up the Christmas tree and dancin' around
I don't understand why, why, why, you always gotta be the Christmas Ham

Wreath on your head like a ghost from that Dickens story
Wearing turkey skin as a mask like Leatherface it's oh so gory
Christmas dinner feels like you gotta one man show
You got cranberry sauce coming out of your nose

Climbing on the mantle like an elf on the shelf
Pouring syrup on your dinner plate like Buddy the elf
This oddball behavior just makes everyone wince
Punching people in the groin sayin' you're the nutracker prince

Too much eggnog and you're acting the clown
Picking up the Christmas tree and dancin' around
I don't understand why, why, why, you always gotta be the Christmas Ham

Written by:
Mark O'Brien

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