Make Like Monkeys - Christmas, What Did I Miss ?

Christmas, Christmas what did I miss?
Somehow I just slept right through this
On Christmas eve I tied one on now Christmas day is come and gone
Christmas what did I miss?

I remember hearing
John Lennon, it's Christmas what have you done?
While kicking back a couple cokes and bacardi rum
Gene Autry song about a reindeer with a deformed nose
While lining up a couple shots of cuervo gold

Christmas, Christmas what did I miss?
Somehow I just slept right through this
On Christmas eve I tied one on now Christmas day is come and gone
Christmas what did I miss?

I remember hearing
Elmo and Patsy and a reindeer who did homicide
While ordering another glass of ginger ale and rye
Some British dude singing how in Africa there is no snow
Pint of Guinness, pint of Watney's, pint of Molson gold

My head is ringing like a Christmas bell
The room is spinning I don't feel so well
It's appropriately boxing day 'cause I feel like I went a few rounds
Wher is this holiday?, how has it gone away?, forever lost and not found

Where have you gone Christmas?
I'll never drink again

Written by:
Mark O'Brien

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