ColdmaN5 - Give Me Relish Before My Pants Ignite

My pants are about to burst
As I narrow down my options
Horse radish is the worst and
My choice has no competitions
Only pickle relish will do
That crunchy little goo
So give me relish before my pants ignite
And keep some for yourself too

Coming from God knows where
Pickle relish is right here
Mix it up with a cup of beer
The extinguish is very near
Please don't put up a fight
A pour it on with all my might
My pants turn from dark to light
I stop it before my pants ignite

Written by:
Scott Donnelly

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