Mommy Pants - Midnight Crisis

Sometimes I want to sit on
The lap of a crash test dummy
Or ride a dirt bike into church
While on fire, oh Lord do you still love me

Guess I'll just think about it for fun
Cause all I can do is keep pressin on
What will it be like today
Ugly or pretty... funny

There's a bird outside my window
I slide open the glass and yell hello
But he don't say nothin back
Cause he's a stuck up piece of crap
I'm pissed off so I flip the bird
Then I scream a dirty word
Maybe I should take a nap, hell no
Too many places I gotta go
Walk outside and hop in my ride
This car has wings so off I fly
Killin all the birds in the sky
Die die die die DIE

I'm my own super hero
My wife's panties over my face
Or are they from a stranger
Sniffin out the human race

Take me to that happy place
Oh yeah I can hear the waves
Or is it a Tsunami, I cannot even swim at all
Oh no, help me mommy

My cat acts like he's been to his inner-most galaxy
Maybe he has something more to teach me
That he's actually transgender
He's not a he, which pronoun I wonder

Wish to keep it light and fantasy-like
We're just wanting a decent escape
So picture Batman, here comes the Badman
Choking him in his bathroom with his own cape

Written by:
BRANDON HARIG

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