Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

Yea well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
'Cause can't hold a note can't carry a tune
(Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)

Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?

I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night see-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night see-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

Written by:
JAMES M. FRANKS, SIMON JOHN CHARLES LE BON, ANDREW TAYLOR, ROGER ANDREW TAYLOR, JOHN TAYLOR, NICK RHODES

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